Monday, February 2, 2009

An Open Letter To That One Person Who Commented On The Post That Was On The Main Page For Way Too Long

Dear Anonymous:

We appreciate your heartfelt request for more posts. (Or was that e-sarcasm masquerading as sincerity? It's so difficult to tell these days.)

Please be aware that no would like to see more posts than us — the subsidiary of JP Morgan Chase-Amalgamated Grub Hoe that has gained possession of this site as part of your government's wide-ranging and ineffective bailout package.

Unfortunately, the person who was in charge of writing all this nonsense has been boxed up and shipped off to a "program" in Weepah, Nevada to work towards a masters in debt collection.

The search is on for someone who has the ability (and time) to keep this thing from becoming just another dusty outpost along the information superhighway.

Until then...
EM

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