Popular Thanksgiving Exclamations

• "Let's eat!"
• "Everything looks so delicious!"
• "Nice job, mom!" (sincere)
• "Nice job, mom!" (sarcastic)
• "Of course I'm drunk!"
• "I don't hate you just everything about you!"
• "It ain't Thanksgiving until someone pees on dessert!"
• "He's not my President-Elect, toots!"
• "You want the bird, go in the alley and eat the bird!"
• "I prefer squash pie ... and dudes!"
• "Dear lord, do the Lions bite!"
• "We get it! The white man is to blame! Just pass the goddam cranberry sauce!"
• "She's my sister and my daughter!"
• "Nobody wants to hear your stupid song, Sufjan!"
• "Those aren't parsnips!"
• "Hey, kid! No fries in the ball-pit!"
• "Hey-oh!"