Monday, December 1, 2008

Popular Thanksgiving Exclamations

  • "Let's eat!"
  • "Everything looks so delicious!"
  • "Nice job, mom!" (sincere)
  • "Nice job, mom!" (sarcastic)
  • "Of course I'm drunk!"
  • "I don't hate you just everything about you!"
  • "It ain't Thanksgiving until someone pees on dessert!"
  • "He's not my President-Elect, toots!"
  • "You want the bird, go in the alley and eat the bird!"
  • "I prefer squash pie ... and dudes!"
  • "Dear lord, do the Lions bite!"
  • "We get it! The white man is to blame! Just pass the goddam cranberry sauce!"
  • "She's my sister and my daughter!"
  • "Nobody wants to hear your stupid song, Sufjan!"
  • "Those aren't parsnips!"
  • "Hey, kid! No fries in the ball-pit!"
  • "Hey-oh!"

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