FROM: WARNER BROS. STANDARDS & PRACTICES
Re: "ODOR-ABLE KITTY"
Dear Mr. Jones:
While we appreciate the wit and craftsmanship on display in your new film, we take issue with your depiction of a false skunk being menaced by a very real, French-accented rapist skunk.
Though the skunk fails in his amorous pursuit, we still fear this film has the potential to offend a number of different groups including:
- The French - who are known to be foul smelling.
- Women's Rights Advocates - as the attempted fornication between skunk and false skunk is played for laughs rather than explored with genuine sensitivity.
- Racial Purists - who may perceive tacit approval of inter-breeding in your portrayal of a cat-fucking skunk.
- Animal lovers - who probably know something about skunks that we don't and just love to fire off tons of angry letters as if people are really supposed to give a shit.
Very truly yours,