Thursday, May 28, 2009

Print In Peril

From: E. Myricks
Thursday, May 28, 2009 3:40 PM

To: All Staff
Subject: Magazine Closings

Due to ongoing declines in ad revenue, the following underperforming titles will be shuttered as of June 1:
  • Tiger Teen
  • Smore Fancier
  • Awkward Lad
  • Modern Smelting
  • Invalidated Science Digest
  • Smug Cigar Chewer
  • Lies From London!
  • Autograph Fucker
  • Popular Skank
Many thanks to the entire staff for all their support over the years; excepting, of course, those in advertising who have killed us all and will never wipe clean the blood on their hands.



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