Friday, October 10, 2008

Least Popular Vendors at 2008 Wedding Expo

  • Shotgun Wedding Shotguns by René
  • Sheet-Cakers!
  • Reverend Longwind
  • Oh, F*ck It Centerpieces
  • Larry Anders' Fowl-Accented Hors d'œuvres (formerly Larry's "Release-A-Dove")
  • DJ Funnyhats
  • O'Riordan's Irish Wedding in a Bottle
  • FlowersThatMeanShit.com
  • Len & Trudy: Line Dance Starters
  • Subdued and Tasteful Packable Ceremonies for the Twice Married (Now Available in Thrice)
  • Hell, I Can Snap a Picture Studios
  • Pardon the Odor Limousine Service
  • Kickass Harpist
  • Simone, the Sighing Wedding Planner
  • Morton's Double Occupancy Coffins
  • Taped-Over Porn Videographers
  • Planned Parenthood

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